Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

HOW TO SLAY - NAMIBIAN STYLE

Monday, the 15th of May, was a big day for me - the day I could finally stop cringing when someone asked for my age and I had to end if off with "teen". I'm finally a twenty something (well twenty nothing technically). Cool, right? Tbh it's actually a pretty big deal for me. My excuse for everything in life up until that point was "I'm so young, it doesn't matter". Guess what Asha, it kinda matters now. I mean I'm still so young (I can't even legally drink in half of the world!), but now I don't feel like that excuse is valid anymore. I have no excuse not to have adventures. I have no excuse not to learn more. I have no excuse not to love more. I have no excuse not to get my shit together.




And most importantly, I have no excuse not to slay! This week one of the greatest Slay Queens if my life, has graced us with the ultimate guide to slaying - whether you're 20, 30 or even 102 (Yeah, we're gonna be bomb ass grandmas one day)!

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

SOUTH AFRICA THIS IS WHO OUR NEXT PRESIDENT SHOULD BE (HINT: NOT ZUMA)

As a first year computer science major would say, Hello World. And more importantly, Hello May (My birthday month eeep!). This month we've got something exciting coming to LBAS (Because having an acronym makes me feel like I made it in life). Every week I'm going to publish an opinion piece written by a reader/friend/fellow blogger. These posts are a way to gain insight from different people, and remind us that my voice isn't the only one you should listen to for your weekly, worldly news update (And also because I'm too lazy to come up with new stuff after that long weekend tbh). So sit back, relax and enjoy a different take on LIFE (This time not by Asha Singh *sigh*).

Wednesday, 26 April 2017

HOW TO BREAK UP WITH HIM/HER (AND THE FRENCH ELECTION)

There comes a time when the initial honeymoon stage of the relationship ends (*sigh* it was nice while it lasted). Before you know it, the days of romantic dates, going out to restaurants with names you can't pronounce, getting bouquets of roses and chocolates and being treated like a Queen/King fade into a distant memory. That's when you know it may be time to let go. Easier said than done! The one thing harder than starting a relationship is ending one. Don't you worry, Life By Asha Singh is here to make your life easier.



Wednesday, 29 March 2017

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - TRUMP EDITION

We all have those moments where we wish we had Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility to escape the awkwardness. Whether it's waving at someone you thought was waving at you but was actually just waving at the person behind you or pulling a door that says push or even when the waiter says enjoy your meal and you say "Thanks, you too!" (So much awkwardness, I can't deal!).


Wednesday, 22 March 2017

WHAT FEMINISTS DO FOR FUN

When we're not out fighting for the rights of minority groups all over the world we have normal lives like you. This is an inside look at what our friendly neighbourhood feminists do for fun on weekends.



Wednesday, 15 March 2017

VARSITY VS. SCHOOL



Broke, hungry and tired - 3 words that are practically synonymous with student life. In university you'll have to deal with eating noodles everyday, having your socks continuously getting stolen and being so hungover that you'd rather just die right there and then.  At times like these you'll reminisce over the good old school days when everything was so much easier. But was life really better? Here's the good, bad and the ugly on how student life compares to scholar life.



Wednesday, 8 March 2017

WHY BEING A WOMAN IS AWESOME

I woke up this morning and after pressing snooze 3 times realised what day it is - my second favourite day of the year (Well after my birthday that is)!


HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY!





Wednesday, 15 February 2017

THE GUIDE TO A SUCCESSFUL FIRST DATE

Okay so he/she liked your meme and you got the courage to slide into the DM. An exchange of WhatsApp numbers and many "haha lol"s later and that long awaited message comes through "we should meet up and go for coffee sometime lol".  YAAAAAS you're in the game. Now here's what you've got to do to turn that coffee date into some Netflix and chill time.



Wednesday, 8 February 2017

WHY I HATE AIRPORTS BUT LOVE ROAD TRIPS

Ironically I'm sitting at departures at an airport while I write this post, but this reinforces why I would much rather be in a car with my best friends having a road trip right now.



O R Tambo Airport, 3 February 2017

Wednesday, 1 February 2017

WHY I LOVE MUSLIMS

With recent events such as President Donald J. Trump's "muslim ban" there have been lots of negativity from the western world towards followers of Islam. Our generation prides itself on being all about radiating them good vibes, so I thought I would share with you some of my favourite things about the Muslim (Particularly Arab) culture.



Sheikh Zayed Mosque, 4 January 2016

Wednesday, 25 January 2017

HOW TO HANDLE STUPID PEOPLE

And by stupid I mean sexist, racist and homophobic; the worst kind of stupid there is.

You know that guy that always remarks that you'll never get a boyfriend because you're too much of a feminist? Or those church friends that show disgust when they see two guys arm in arm? Even those times you were right in the middle of events that show the underlying institutional racism that we have eluded (or tried to, at least) all these years (*hint*, Shimla Park)?