A DUMMIES GUIDE TO DAY ZERO AND CAPE TOWN'S WATER CRISIS

UPDATE: DAY ZERO has been moved to 11 May due to more people, farms in particular, following the water restrictions. YAY! This is amazing news because Cape Town's rainy season starts in the winter months (June, July, August) and this will hopefully mean the rainy season starts in time. There is, however, no certainty around whether Cape Town will actually receive enough rainfall during the "rainy season" to make up for the 3 year drought.

I hated geography in high school. No, like really hated it. Geography class made me want to jump off the nearest bridge (My geo class was on the 4th floor so I might as well have jumped out the window tbh).

YOUNG AND RECKLESS, MORE LIKE YOUNG AND REVOLUTIONARY

What better way to start this than a young throwback?

Say hello to fetus Asha.

HAPPY YOUTH DAY SOUTH AFRICA!

SOUTH AFRICA, IS THIS THE START OF A REVOLUTION?

revolution

rɛvəˈluːʃ(ə)n/

noun

1. a forcible overthrow of a government or social order, in favour of a new system.

If you've spoken to a South African in the past week chances are the topic of the day has been the recent cabinet reshuffle and junk status downgrade. Both of which suck big time. 

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A (SLIGHTLY TIPSY) TAKE ON SOUTH AFRICA'S BUDGET SPEECH

Now I promise you I am 100% sober writing this, however you might not be for very long. Lets play a drinking game (Happy hour anybody?). Everytime I mention something negative about South Africa's future prospects based on the Budget Speech we'll both take a shot.

SONA 2017: BETTER THAN REALITY TV

Compatriots, if you're South African then you would have either watched or heard of the State of the Nation Address that took place recently. If you haven't heard of it then do you even Facebook? Make your stalkers lives easier and get a damn Facebook account mayyyn. While you're at it you can like my page www.facebook.com/lifebyashasingh.

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